my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
A window into my brain. Beware the dragons within.
...Or make friends with one and challenge me to a dragon flying race instead.
i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters
And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been  days since our last harry potter marathon”
The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.