1. cylonqueen:



    Oh my god 

    I’d run too 


    That is disturbing on many levels

    (via the-gay-kk)


  2. flowury:

    i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

    (Source: flowury, via macklem0reos)

  3. pizzapriince:

    following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

    (via macklem0reos)


  5. officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

    behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

    (via walkinglordsuperwholockenger)

  6. relahvant:

    this is why i love this show

    (Source: kisskissmollys-lips, via walkinglordsuperwholockenger)


  7. lavidapoliglota:

    writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. DRAGONS

    (via walkinglordsuperwholockenger)

  8. lets-go-howl-at-the-moon:




    every time i see this on my dash, i always loose it at “DEEEEAAAAANNN”

    I laugh for 5 minutes then reblog it

    every. time.

    *continues to reblog even though i have already reblogged it 50 times*

    (via walkinglordsuperwholockenger)


  9. angeloespinosas:

    "frozen is the best disney movie because it’s the only one that doesn’t concentrate on romantic love"












    (via little-miss-broadway)


  10. sturplepove:

    my mom is mad I ordered a batman cake for my birthday


  11. Personal post, keep scrolling.

    Celebrations are in order!
    My ovaries are totally normal guys.
    No funky ovaries for me. No cysts or tubal pregnancies. I am so relieved!

    My super awesome Indian woman gyno helped me figure out why I’m in so much pain. My cervix is bruised (oh, the problems of having a boyfriend with a big dick) and I have a bladder infection. Also from lots of sex with boyfriend. But I have medicine to help me relieve the pain from my muscles cramping and should get better in the next week.

    Over and out, my pretties.


  12. "I’d cut my soul into a million different pieces just to form a constellation to light your way home. I’d write love poems to the parts of yourself you can’t stand. I’d stand in the shadows of your heart and tell you I’m not afraid of your dark."
    — Andrea Gibson, Slip Your Mind (via larmoyante)

    (via acruella)


    1. Fan: would you rather be stranded on an island with Jared or Jensen, and why?
    2. Misha: no I would not.
    3. Fan: you have to choose.
    4. Misha: I would swim. I'm a good swimmer.

    1. guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
    2. guys: ew fat chicks
    3. guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
    4. guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
    5. guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
    6. guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
    7. guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
    8. guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
    9. guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
    10. guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?