i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
A window into my brain. Beware the dragons within.
...Or make friends with one and challenge me to a dragon flying race instead.
writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. ＤＲＡＧＯＮＳ
my mom is mad I ordered a batman cake for my birthday
Celebrations are in order!
My ovaries are totally normal guys.
No funky ovaries for me. No cysts or tubal pregnancies. I am so relieved!
My super awesome Indian woman gyno helped me figure out why I’m in so much pain. My cervix is bruised (oh, the problems of having a boyfriend with a big dick) and I have a bladder infection. Also from lots of sex with boyfriend. But I have medicine to help me relieve the pain from my muscles cramping and should get better in the next week.
Over and out, my pretties.